I was dying to cruise from California to wherever the water flows and had but a brashly planned trip ahead. With hundreds of cruises departing from Miama Fl, I was fortunate enough to get onboard with Her – Satan’s incarnate, the root of all evil, the reason for our relationship’s demise. Heaven forbid if I lose control and push her overboard, never to be seen in cruises to the Caribbean again.

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